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	<title>101 Christmas Jokes</title>
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		<title>Dashing Through The Mall</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dashing through the mall&#8230;
On a late December day,
Through the $tores we go
Charging all the way&#8230;
Ching &#8230; Ching &#8230; Ching &#8230;
Bell$ on register$ ring
Making checkbook$ light,
Oh, what fun it is to buy up
Everything in $ight!
Ching &#8230; Ching &#8230; Ching &#8230;
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
The kids all yell and scream
To us it sounds like anarchy
But to them it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://101christmas.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2007/01/26/dashing-through-the-mall/</link>
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		<title>Lt. Santa</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OPERATION ORDER 12-98
FOR: OFFICIAL VISIT OF LT jg SANTA CLAUS
1. An official staff visit by LT jg Claus is expected at this post on 25 Dec. The following directives govern activities of all Army personnel during the visit.
a. Not a creature will stir without permission. This includes warrant officers and mice. Soldiers may obtain special [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://101christmas.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2007/01/25/lt-santa/</link>
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		<title>Egga Nogga Ville</title>
		<description><![CDATA[EggNoggVille (pronounced Egga Nogga Ville)
Christmas in the Florida Keys
Adapted from Jimmy Buffet&#8217;s Margaritaville by a friend.
Livin&#8217; on fruit cake,
watchin&#8217; the sun bake,
all of them snowbirds covered with oil.
Strummin&#8217; my six string,
on my front porch swing,
singin&#8217; Christmas songs from days of old.
CHORUS
Wastin&#8217; away in Egga Nogga Ville,
Didn&#8217;t get a Christmas present at all
Some people claim that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://101christmas.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2007/01/24/egga-nogga-ville/</link>
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		<title>Christmas Holiday</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mrs Oppenheimer decided to get away from the often inclement weather of New York and spend Christmas in the deep South of the USA. Being unfamiliar with that part of the world she wandered into a &#8216;restricted&#8217; hotel and said &#8216;Hi. I&#8217;m Mrs Oppenheimer and I&#8217;d like a room for the next week.&#8217; &#8216;I&#8217;m very [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://101christmas.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2007/01/23/christmas-holiday/</link>
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		<title>Christmas Health</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For Christmas this year my wife purchased a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though still in great shape from when I was on the varsity chess team in high school, I decided it was a good idea to go ahead and try it. I called and made reservations with someone named [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://101christmas.jokesandfunnypictures.com/2007/01/22/christmas-health/</link>
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