Christmas One Liners 1
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.
What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?
A porcupine.
Whose Christmas parties are full of screams?
Dracula’s.
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Santa of course, because the other two don’t exist!
What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator?
I don’t know, but don’t try to fix its bow tie!
