Christmas One Liners 2
How does Mickey Mouse get around during the winter?
Mice skates.
Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What happened when Santa’s cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.
Did you know that all the angels in Jesus’ heavenly choir had the same name?
Sure, haven’t you ever heard the song, “Hark,
the Harold Angels Sing”?
What is Santa’s favorite breakfast cereal?
Frosted Flakes.
